Blood Libel

I DON’T often keep up with the puerile tittle-tattle surrounding the sexual adventures of the parasitical Royal Family, I must admit, but a comment from a Daily Mail journalist about Prince Harry's relationship with a half-caste woman is nothing short of racist:

“Genetically, she is blessed. If there is issue from her alleged union with Prince Harry, the Windsors will thicken their watery, thin blue blood and Spencer pale skin and ginger hair with some rich and exotic DNA.”

Notwithstanding the fact that the pigmentation atop Harry's privileged head possibly comes from the man said to be his real father, James Hewitt, I shall be writing a strong letter to the Press Complaints Commission, pointing out that this is obviously a clear attempt to disguise the true nature of the Windsor bloodline and that it discriminates against the biological rights of both lizards and reptiles.