Buzz Offed
I derive little satisfaction from having liquidated the fearsome creature responsible for terrorising me for half the night, particularly when my vital fluids have failed to advance this vampiric species in any significant way and thus served no other purpose than to provide the little pest with a Bacchanalian send-off. That, by default, makes me the 'last request' on mosquito death row. Just one for the road on a date with destiny.


