Important Newsflash !!

THOSE innovative National-Anarchist types are thought to have developed a remarkable new bacteria known as Rothschild-19, which affects all those unfortunate enough to bear the same name. Described on their respective Wikipedia pages as "benefactors" and "philanthropists," members of this unhealthy financial sect are said to be very concerned.

Having first broken out at a busy counting-house close to Waddesdon Manor, home of a sneezing and spluttering Nathaniel Rothschild (pictured), the virus is said to infect the tips of the victim's tentacles before spreading throughout the body and, consequently, the entire world. The disease also results in the destruction of the dynasty's business interests in... well... just about everywhere.

With economic liberation now becoming a very real possibility, most high street bankers - many of whom had no idea they were even working for the Rothschilds - have been turned into human torches and some people have even started to smile again.