Ode to Extinction
ONE man said the world will end in 2029,
Another said the supermarkets might run out of wine!
A brainwashed kid in pigtails signed a deal with Penguin Books
And the Greens were led by fraudsters who had sold their souls to crooks.
When God saw how the hippy-folk had whinged and whined and crowed,
Swapped their brains for hand-me-downs whilst lying in the road,
Arrogantly calculating, eating all His shrubs,
He came down from the firmament and drowned them in their tubs.
© Troy Southgate