Roll up, Roll up...
CHARLOTTESVILLE, Portland, Washington... the grand tour continues and once again it’s pantomime season at the world's favourite mental asylum. It's exciting news for the people of Springfield, Ohio, who have been chosen by the American Establishment to host the latest festival. Get yourself along there, folks, I hear the self-catering is pretty awful - at least if you prefer your cats well done - but there are lots of fun and games to be had if you happen to be wearing a swastika or hammer and sickle t-shirt, and the show is likely to be followed by the usual mass screaming, flattened pedestrians and suffocated black men. What a time to be alive!