Sex on the Brain

PORTUGUESE scientists have discovered that the human brain and the male testes have 13,442 proteins in common and therefore share a higher number of genes between them than with any other organ of the body.

Whilst searching between the wrinkles must have been a painstaking task, this gives a whole new meaning to expressions such as having one's brains in one's underpants or being completely incapable of thinking above the waist. For younger people, the fact that the "penny has finally dropped" might take on a whole new meaning.

Confusing IQ levels with sperm count, on the other hand, could lead to the appearance of an impotent genius with the remarkable ability to transform verbal ejaculation into an art form.