The Conspiracy

I WAS walking down the street outside our home when I stumbled across a gathering of the Secret Elders of Porto discussing plans to establish a chicken coop in every town and city in Portugal.

Apparently, the scheme involves something about persuading a Goose to lay a Golden Egg and then keeping hold of it for themselves.

If they think they're going to take over my backyard without a struggle, they must be out of their clucking minds.