The Solution for Inequality

A GUARDIAN journalist has disclosed the membership list of London’s Garrick Club, which includes leading lawyers, heads of arts institutions, the chief of MI6, the head of the civil service and King Charles.

Rather than attack the British Establishment for its conspiratorial elitism, however, the inappropriately-named Amelia Gentleman merely complains that the Garrick Club is a strictly all-male affair.

I suppose she won't rest until the ranks of our overlords include a significant number of women. After all, it's only right that we are oppressed by both sexes.